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What the hell blog? by Christopher Folino Gandolfini's Scooter Accident Sopranos star James Gandolfini was knocked off his scooter in New York City on Wednesday, after being hit by a taxi. I guess, "Sometimes you tell a lie so long, you don't know when to stop?" The man makes over 1 million dollars an episode, what the fluck? Oh this is bad Tony, Bada Vito Bad! Gas Prices in California are around $3.35 a gallon. Maybe I should get a scooter or a Prius? Same thing right? Springsteen's cover of the song "Erie Canal" It's painful to my ear canal. Over 100,000 Catholics to protests! The War in Iraq? Nope Global Warming? Nope A movie with Tom Hanks and directed by Opie? Yep According to www.catholic.org The American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property TFP and its America Needs Fatima campaign have collected 60,057 signatures against the upcoming The Da Vinci Code movie. The organization is confident it will gather at least 100,000 protest letters and e-mails before May 19, when the blasphemous film is scheduled to hit theaters across the country. Man, I'd kill for that kind of press for "Gamers!" 100,000 protest letters that might get us into an American Film festival! “When the Romans fed innocent Christians to the lions and watched them get torn to shreds, they claimed it was entertainment. Today, persecution against the Faith continues in the form of blasphemy,” said America Needs Fatima director Robert Ritchie. “The Da Vinci Code attacks the Divinity of Christ, the Gospel, the Papacy and the holy mysteries of the Faith – and yet it too is being called entertainment.” Comparing the movie to when the Romans fed Christians to the lions...Looks like a rating of just "one cross Saint Christopher can carry" from Mr. Ritchie. By the way, that's not me being funny, that's how Mr. Ritchie rates his movies, so if a film is awesome it gets "Five crosses Saint Christopher can carry . So Mel Gibson's film has a drawing of Saint Christopher smiling while holding five crosses in one arm and in the other he's carrying a little baby Jesus on his shoulder who has two thumbs up. You know to be fair, I really didn't think watching Jesus Christ get his ass kicked in Mel Gibson's movie in slow motion was entertainment or spirtual. I'd only give it two crosses Saint Christopher can carry. However, what do I know? I'm going straight to hell! posted @ 11:27 PM PDT [link] [Karma: 0 (+/-)] [No Comments ] Wednesday, May 3, 2006"A not so perfect ten" by Christopher FolinoGamers continues it's perfect streak with film festivals as we add The Seatle Film Festival to the list of people with no taste for us. For all you folks playing at home that's 10 film festival that have passed on showing "Gamers" Sundance, Slamdance, Palm Springs, Santa Barbara, Cinequest in San Jose, CineVegas in Las Vegas, Aspen Comedy Film Festival, South by Southwest, Berlin, and Seattle. I don't included Comic Con for the simple fact that the people who run it our idiots and never viewed it. Seattle was given the latest cut of the film and man, what does it take? I seriously had a dream that we got a call and we were accepted, it was so pathetic, for one second I felt a great joy, like I did with discovering breast were good for the first time or when I saw the "Empire Strikes Back". However, even in my dream, I was smart enough to snap out if and say "Wake up Dick" We are doing our best, we sent Seattle the rave reviews of the film from reporters who rate and attend indie film festivals. I'll be honest, it feels like I'm living a Bruce Springsteen song every day with this movie, and it's stuck on song"Darkness on the edge of Town.". "Tonight I'll be on that hill 'cause I can't stop I'll be on that hill with everything I got Lives on the line where dreams are found and lost I'll be there on time and I'll pay the cost For wanting things that can only be found In the darkness on the edge of town" I am looking forward to switching the CD changer to "Glory Days" Even if I hate that God damn song. posted @ 08:47 PM PDT [link] [Karma: 2 (+/-)] [No Comments ] Tuesday, May 2, 2006"Gamers" signs with Cut Entertainment as Film Rep for Sixty daysSideshow Production on behalf of the movie "Gamers" has signed with Film Rep Jeff Cooper from Cut Entertainment Group. The deal gives Cut Entertainment Group exclusive rights to try and obtain distribution for "Gamers" for sixty days. "Cut Entertainment will help get "Gamers" to the right folks at the right distribution companies to see if we can find a home for our awesome frickin movie! Jeff comes highlly recommended from the folks at Think Film, and he's going to be like a pitbull on pure crack with these distributors!" stated Writer/Director Christopher Folino. Cut Entertainment Group specializes in the production, distribution, and sales of feature films and short films. http://www.cutentertainmentgroup.com Sideshow Production specializes in making non-film festival friendly movies and keeping day jobs! posted @ 05:01 PM PDT [link] [Karma: 1 (+/-)] [No Comments ] Sunday, April 30, 2006Yo Tango Usted Lapez by Christopher FolinoMy five year old daughter played her first video game on the computer this weekend and it was a ”Scooby Doo” game, and there’s a level where you have to catch people falling from the floor above you. I noticed my daughter was really good at saving all the ethnic people, however, she let the white man fall to his death and she would let out a evil laugh. I’m proud and terrified in the same breath, especially since she’s half Filipino and it’s not from my side of the family. Scott Allen Rinker is back on TV this coming Friday for the season finale of “Ghost Whisperer!"Hopefully Love Hewitt will be naked and she’ll be able to channel the ghost of former dead porn star Savannah and they’ll make out naked….then and only then will that show will be finally watchable. Day 65 and Harry Knowles from “Ain’t it Cool New” still hasn’t watched “Gamers” I hear he did however, enjoy a double feature of “RV” and “Stick it!” That folks is over 240 minutes of laughter that is both original and ground breaking! Hey Harry, now that you’re dating a girl name Yoko remember what John Lennon said? “All we are saying is give “Gamers” a chance” IMDB ranks “Gamers” at 8,626 on the MOVIEmeter! Look out world that must mean we are close to the apocalypses! posted @ 02:56 PM PDT [link] [Karma: 4 (+/-)] [No Comments ] |
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