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04/03/2006: "Ken Doll with no pants by Christopher Folino"

My daughter named one of her Ken dolls after the boy she likes at school, I’m okay with that. However, the Ken Doll has no pants on, and I asked her what’s up with that?
She responded, “He’s airing out!”
Cute when their five, ain’t gonna work when she’s thirteen.
This morning I find her Barbie doll also missing her pants and guess who Barbie was cuddling up too? That’s right! No pants Ken.
If it was at least another half naked Barbie doll I could buy her a pole and finally have a reason to get that Carmen Electra “Dance like a hoe” video and pass it off as “Family Night viewing”
I had to laugh to myself today, I checked up on a review for National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers and the reviewer was awesome, he actually hated the movie so much that he wished ill will towards the writer and the director. However, what blew me away was that this film got into a major film festival in 2003.
A major festival that we are talking with the director of programming about who promised to review our film this weekend, now, if the guy doesn’t take our film, what kind of fucking world do we live in? The kind where the Vice President of National Lampoon wants money to distribute our “Good Movie” and perhaps a world where a respected festival director denies our film for “pure shit!” like “Gold Digger?”
The only funny thing National Lampoon has done in years is making us a distribution offer.

I’m watching 24 again tonight and Jack’s using his Treo to track down live data of hostiles and get schematics to building. Today, I’ve had 4 calls go straight to voicemail on my Treo. Serious, if Jack Bauer truly had a Treo he would have been dead from the first episode. There is no gayer ring tone on this earth, than the one that comes with the Treo, so the first call Jack would get from CTU would also come with a bullet to his head from a hostile.

By the way Dave Hanson and Scott Allen Rinker will both be appearing on ‘Ghost Whisperer” this Friday night. I hope they both get to act at least with one of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breast, than we got ourselves a show.