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02/21/2006: ""

No more sliding downhill for “Gamers”, IMDB currently ranks us at number 6,382 on the MOVIEmeter. Finally, we move in the right direction and fall from 7,115 on February 12th. The lower the MOVIEmeter ranking the better, don't forget to click on IMDB to see new production photos this week.

Clooney’s Batsuit is for sale –The Batman costume from the 1997 box office flop “Batman and Robin” is expected to reach 100,000 at auction. A $100,000 for a Batman costume with nipple rings that was showcased in a movie that was so awful that it nearly took down the entire franchise? Where do you display such an item in your home? The bedroom? Even if I was gay, and there’s nothing wrong with being gay. I don’t see that as a turn on?” “Holy careers sinking Batman”, I bet you could buy Chris O’Donnell for a entire month for $100,000 and that does come with his Robin costume.

Bush approves Cheney’s handling of mishap – The President recently at a press conference stated “I would of preferred Dick killed him so the next time he and Laura were at an important gathering, I could punk them both by announcing “Your attention please, anyone who has accidentally killed another human being is restricted to a total of ten beers at this raging party!”

Actress Betty White Honored by L.A. Zoo –The Los Angeles Zoo Monday honored Betty White by announcing that she will be the only Golden Girl who will not be hunted and then fed to the lions to improve low attendance “We feel her work on “Boston Legal” has given Betty full clemency. However, Estelle Getty and Rue McClanahan, you bitches, you’re both open game!