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Since we started the web site in late October, I’ll kind of daydream write about an event that I’m sure is going to happen and then I kind of wait for that event and finish the blog.

However, sometimes things don’t happen and your stuck with what I call the “It never happened blog”

Here now our a few of those entries.

January 13h, 2005 –Highlights from Palm Springs
It’s really great to be here at the Palm Springs Film Festival, there are so many hot elderly festival groupies! If you like them with no teeth and a coupon for half off at Denny’s this is the festival for you!
Sadly, I must report that during the screening of “Gamers” twelve audience members died of heart attacks! I feel so bad that they’re poor hearts couldn’t take the movie. We have been asked to leave the festival and take our “Grim Reaper” film. However, the good news is that we’ve been offered mass distribution by Rose Hills Funeral Homes, who wants to get this bad boy out to everyone over the age of 80! Sweet!

January 26th –Hell from Park City, Utah,
I wish I had better news, things were going so well until last night at the bar when Robert Redford walked in drunk and started calling out William Katt. It was a showdown between the “Sundance Kid’s” However, Redford, forget that he was also messing with the “Greatest American Hero”. It was a two hit fight, Katt hit Redford, and Redford’s Iconoclasts ass hit the floor. Needless to say we were asked to leave the festival.

Well, thanks for dealing with my blog therapy there.

I thought it would be cool to see who got paid more money for direction D.W. Griffith or me.
In 1908 D.W. was paid $35 to direct the Stage Rustler and the dude didn’t even have to worry about sound!
Needless to say D.W. got paid more than me and in his death his
IMDB rating is 5,257.

And if I had $110K that he was given as a budget to make “The Birth of a Nation” I’d go make a sequel to “Gamers”

Gamers news, we are weeks away from having the lights turn down, a crowded movie theater, and boom “Gamers” is up on the screen for eighty-seven minutes. People can walkout, throw their extra large Milk Duds at the me, I don’t care, because, we will have put a big fork into the movie, because it’s done.
And all the sacrifice, the hard work, the highs and lows, comes to an end.

There will be no “gosh what did you think?” or “it’s still a rough” Forget that, it’s here’s “Gamers” enjoy it.
It’s not the same film that was seen at the cast party or at Gen Con in So Cal. Holes have been filled, scenes have been added, and re-arranged, edited and comedy, sick comedy will rule the screen.