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01/04/2006: "Bonus " Wednesday Night" Blog by Christopher Folino"

For all you folks clicking onto our site, from Netflick and Blockbuster, first, let me start by saying this,
You are very good looking people and I applaud you for having a plus nine for intelligence.
That was really only a joke for folks who know who Gary Gygax is. Maybe you need to "google search" something other than porn and Lindsay Lohan diet secrets! It's a steady diet of Bulimia and drugs by the way!
Christ, was I the only one kicking myself in the nuts, while having to watch that "Herbie the Love Bug Remake?" Or should I say "Nascar advertisement?"
And now, a special message to Matt Dillon who is one of my favorite actors. "Dude, why? Did you think after you did "Crash" and gave that "Oscar worthy performance" that you could star in the "Herbie re-make" and turn pure "Crap" into "Gold"?

Or do you have a thing for young, sexy girls with bodies like Karen Carpenter?
Man, somebody also please get that Lizzy McGuire girl to eat something other than a tic-tac!

If you clicked on because of our cute "Howard Stern of Blogs!" here, let me do my "blog impersonation of Howard Stern"

As I'm writing this blog, I got twins sisters here making out on my keyboard. Fuck, that's hot! I can say the word "Fuck now! Right Gary? Look at me! Oh, wait "Buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp"

Okay, enough of that.

What is "Gamers" the movie and why the hell are you this site?
Well, you can't buy the movie yet so you're here for hype!

We are waiting to get into several film festivals that we hope to premiere the movie at and that will lead to a large distribution deal. We've had some offers to meet, however, since we made this movie on credit cards and gambling on "Football" to pay for festival fees, we are going to wait this out!

We dream of 20 distributors coming to see the movie at the festival, speaking Elvish and dressed for Ren-Fair dorks trying to win our love!

So help us out! Go watch some media clips, read some interviews, we got Kelly LeBrock, Beverly D'Angelo, William Katt, Jonh Heard, and Michael Bell in the movie. And dude, serious, go read some blogs entries, it's rather sick, the last entry called "Old School" you should skip, I woke up this morning in some sort of "BrokeBack Mountain" mood.

And go check out our movie poster which is on www.imdb.com click on Gamers 2006
It's a thing of beauty!