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12/28/2005: "BBC "The Office" and the "Chick Flick-Fuck Stick" name Bisch by Christopher Folino"

I was up since 4AM this morning feeding one of the twin boys and I caught on Tivo the BBC show "The Office" and I was able to watch three half hour episodes and the final two-hour episode of the show over a full day span.


Fucking brilliant, it's is without a doubt, the best finale of any television show I've ever seen.

The American show is great and they lifted the characters straight from the BBC show and the love triangle between Dawn, the receptionist and Tim, the co-worker works fantastic. On the BBC show, Dawn is engaged to the jock guy who treats her like crap.
Prior to the season finale, Tim, the co-worker removes his mic and tells Dawn after learning she's going to the states for six months, how he truly feels about her and she rejects him.

The way they did it was so cool, you never hear what he says to her, it reminded me of my favorite moment on the TV show "Moonlighting" When Bruce Willis is standing outside Cybil Shepherd's house in the rain about to profess his love to her and Mark Harmon opens the door. Oh, those are the "fuck you" moments that make the shows real. Who hasn't been dumped in some horrible way?

"The Office" is great television and on the two hour finale, they pick up year or two later, where both Dawn and Tim meet-up again.
I won't spoil it, however, it was one of the best "love story" moments I've ever seen and it was "fucking brilliant" the way they resolved that relationship.
Stephen Merchant and Ricky Gervais the creators of "The Office" should be allowed to wear steel shoes with spikes on them and be allowed to kick everyone in nuts who writes horrible movies.

They can start by kicking the writer of the movie "Hitch" square in the nuts and I hope they prevent him from being able to spawn any children.
Kevin Bisch the writer of "Hitch" made the worst chick flick movie I've ever seen. Good lord, the trailer was amazing and I was looking forward too watching this film. But, Christ, it made my ears bleed.

And how does this "Chick flick-fuck stick" get rewarded?

"Bisch pitch joins Dis family
22 June 2005 (The Hollywood Reporter)
Walt Disney Studios has bought a pitch for a family comedy from screenwriter Kevin Bisch (Hitch). The original pitch is described as a cross between Cheaper by the Dozen and The Pacifier and centers on a male protagonist in his mid-20s to late-30s"

This is exactly the kind of movie Adolf Hitler is looking for to compete in "The Helldance Film Festival" this year. Christ, does this sound like a good idea to any of you reading this blog? "Cheaper by the Dozen" meets "The Pacifier" but with a young hip cast? Fuck!

Serious, it's not going to be a piece of shit, it's going to be piece of "Bisch." That's like twice-baked potatoes, "Bisch" is now my term for "twice-baked shit". Congrats dude, I've never met you, but you "suck". I'm sure you have more money than me, but I can at least look my children in the eyes and say "Daddy, won't sell his soul and let the mouse pull a "Kobe" on his script."

By the way thanks to magic rat for "Kruks New Groove" the sequel to "The Emperor's New Groove". I'm so glad I spent $20.00 on this "pure-recycled-unoriginal-uninspired-piece-of-shit" movie. I think this film is a shoe-in at "Helldance” to win the "Mac-N-Me" award. The grand prize for making a horrible, unoriginal, movie.
However, "Yours, Mine and Ours" is a real fan favorite.

And I don't even want to hear shit from the parents who say, "I only allow my child to watch cartoons on PBS."

Have you seen "Caillou?"
What the fuck is this bald-thinner-stretched-out-Charlie Brown-cancer-looking-patient- that whines-like-a-little "fuck" doing on public television?
Christ, it makes you long for "Barney" that's how bad this fucking show is!

So, really I have nothing new to write about "Gamers"
However, go out and purchase the BBC version of "The Office" on DVD and remember each time you purchase a Disney DVD that's a sequel, that's not from Pixar, an angel gets "Bisched" on.