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12/22/2005: "Welcome to "Gamers" the movie blog by Christopher Folino"

Look at how our marketing budget just brings the folks to this web site!
Yes, thank God for a flaw in Google today, we'll just enjoy the traffic!

For all of you who clicked on the advertisement that read "The "Howard Stern of blogs", well fucking hello to all you mother fuckers! We are on a curse-a-fucking-lot blog site here!
And to make you feel like your reading a Howard Stern blog, I got a stripper named "Candy Bush" who is taking her clothes off while I write this blog! "Wow, are those real Candy?" "What's that?" " Your brother bought those for you for Christmas!" "How much money to get you make out with your brother Candy?"

Okay, So welcome to "Gamers" the web site for the film that features real movie stars in it like Beverly D'Angelo, Kelly LeBrock, William Katt, John Heard, the voice of Michael Bell and Richard Blade!
And featuring the stars of the future Kevin Kirkpatrick, Scott Allen Rinker, Kevin Sherwood, Joe Nieves, Dave Hanson, Ben Messmer, Niko Posey, and Meredith Zealy.

This movie was shot on 35MM and had all SAG actors and a real "Hollywood" crew.

Go watch some media clips and read some interviews, it's funny stuff.

We drew you to the web site for hype. The movie will be out early in 2006, we are adding a few
new scenes and it will be done in January.

And the best bet is that it will start to play in the festival circuit in February and by March we will sell it to the distributor who "gets this movie" and can help us "get it to the masses."

You don't have to be a "Gamer" to relate to this film. It's about people with "shit jobs" and the extremes of what they do to get away from their real lives!

Some people gamble on "Football!” which I'm all for!
Some people go on the internet and create a fictitious female Elf named "Fricka" and play "World of Warcraft" with a voice box and try to pick up men. That's really sad, and we wish Dave Hanson would stop that!

If you love "Family Guy", "Clerks" or "Spinal Tap" then this movie will make you happy.
If you love movies like "The Notebook" or "The Titanic" then kick yourself in the nuts, and go enjoy a real hard "R" rated movie.

This movie was made on credit cards, and gambling of church funds for pagan babies!

Okay, I'm lying; no pagan babies were robbed in the making of this movie!

So go pass this site onto a friend, we got no marketing budget to compete even with that new shit Steve Martin film "Cheaper by the Dozen II"
Serious, what fucking movie do you want to see made in Hollywood?


Peace out.