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12/10/2005: "Late Night Blog and The IMDB experiment worked! by Christopher Folino"

Comedian Richard Pryor died today of a heart attack at age 65.
He was a legend and a funny mother fucker.
Fucking nobody could curse like that fucking guy! Who the fuck is going to fucking fill in that empty fucking hole? Fucking serious?

I also couldn't believe John Lennon has been dead for 25 years.
That's about how long it's been since Sir Paul McCartney has written anything worth while.
Imagine if John Lennon lived
It's easy if you try
No Britney Spears below us
Above us only talented songwriters and sky
Imagine all the people
Listening to better music today...


Last night, I was watching a good series on "Showtime" (Yes, I couldn't believe it either) called
"Sleeper Cell," I was feeding one of the twin babies, and the part where the terrorist were about
to release chemicals into a mall via the air vents, my infant son stared up our air vent in our living room and he opened his eyes and started to chuckle and fell back to sleep with a crooked smile on his face.
I'm going to have to keep an eye on this kid, and he's the one who doesn't look like "Stewie" from Family Guy!" And speaking of that boy, he grew eyebrows this week! I'm so pissed, he doesn't look like Stewie as much! However, thank God for Photoshop! I will have my cruel "Stewie Folino" Christmas Cards!

My four and half year old daughter is playing the "Symbolism" game with her mom and she asked me to test her today. So I asked "What symbolizes daddy’s movie "Gamers?"
She responded "The Dice" and "no distribution deal!"
Wise kid, then I asked her what "Symbolizes George W. Bush and she said "Nothing!"
Really smart kid.

By the way, I will never write the names of my children or wife in this blog, I read Kevin Smith's blog and his fans wrote some nasty shit about his wife and while making the movie Clerks 2, Kevin Smith took the time one night to respond to like 100 different people who posted on his web site. And it was ugly! By the way Clerks 2 is ranked 271 on the IMDB movie ranking system!

Speaking of IMDB! Our experiment is working! Yes, check it out! All the begging this last week to the three of you who read this blog to please visit IMDB and look up "Gamers" is paying off! Look at these movie meter stats!

We went from 9,205 on Dec 4th all the way down to 7,951 on Dec 11th

Oh thank you Jesus!

And this is the best part, not to brag but look how these numbers jumped for some of the cast and crew.

Christopher Folino ranking of Importance on IMDB went from a ranking of 621,164 on December 4th to 88,619 on December 11th! Wow, that almost eases the rejection from the state of Utah!
I wonder if I get down below 1,000 will that attract an agent?

Executive Producer Fernando Velloso jumped in one week from a rating of 1,808,647 to a rating of 597,532! Via La Velloso! Watch out Fernando! If the people in Argentina learn about this ratings jump they may attempt to kidnap you!

However, the most impressive jump belongs to my brother and Co-Director Michael Folino for going from a rating of 2,016,818 to a rating of 345,591 in seven days! Wow! Way to click on your name Mikie boy, over and over! Way to put your five boys to use on the internet!

Beverly D'Angelo has gone from a ranking of 1,080 on December 4th to a ranking of 813 on December 11th. However, this is the season for Nation Lampoons Christmas Vacation so I have to question how much we helped with that?

She did dip down to a ranking of 28 on November 28th the same time the movie "Gamers" got its best ranking ever on IMDB at 4,189.

Dave Hanson, and Kelly LeBrock have had some slight upward movement!

And Paul Pieper, Mr. Editor rose from 769,508 to 511,498 in just one week!

Tom our audio guy did an impressive jump also!

Sadly, no love for Actor, Musician, and all-around "best kisser" according to three out the four executive producers Mr. Kevin Sherwood!

And regarding the "Football gambling for Festival entry fees"
I placed my bet!
$200.00 on the New England Patriots by -4 to win over the Bills
Would win $174 dollars on that if the team loves "Gamers" and wins one for the "Submission fees!"

And I placed $49.00 on the Colts at -6 1/2 to bet the JAGS.
Would only win $28.00 on that game.

So, best case we will have a total $449.00 to pay for all the festival fees!

We would be close! So, watch some football and see if my life is really like Charlie Browns or not!
Will they finally let me kick the "God Damn" football?"


And lastly, Happy 28th birthday to Dave "Reese" Hanson on Sunday!
I hope 2006 is the year you make it big and finally get a date also...with a woman.
A woman that doesn't look like a man! Unless that's what you want buddy!

And remember to go on IMDB and look up the movie some more!

And a shout out to Chuck in Austin, Texas, The Sutton Family, Brandy from work who should be on IMDB!, The Hemenway family, Rob "For Fuck Sake" in San Fran, and Dave Hanson who reads this blog likes it the gospel! The Cohen Family? Maybe the Watson Family?

And if I missed anybody else! Email me!