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11/29/2005: "Reaction from Actor and Voice God Michael Bell that the movie was rejected by all the Park City Film Festivals"

"NO PARK CITY FESTIVALS? SHIT! YOU MEAN I WASTED ALL THIS CHARM ON A LOSER? ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I BOUGHT THAT DOUBLE BREASTED BLUE PIN STRIPE SUIT THAT FRED ASTAIRE WORE IN EVERY PICTURE AND SMELLS LIKE IT, FOR MY DEBUT AT SUNDANCE FOR $3000 FROM A REALLY GAY WARDROBE MASTER WHO TRIED TO EAT MY RIGHT FOOT..SOCK AND ALL..FOR NOTHING?
I COULD HAVE BEEN SOMEBODY..BUT NOOOOOOO, I HAD TO PUT ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASTARD.
MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO CALL PAULIE SHORE.
WELL, IF SANTA BARBARA PANS OUT.. I MAY MAKE AN APPEARANCE..HOWEVER, I DRAW THE LINE AT THE OLVERA STREET PINATA FESTIVAL. MORE CHILDREN ARE KILLED BY FALLING CANDY THEN ARE MURDERED BY THEIR PARENTS."
-Michael Bell

It made me laugh.