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11/24/2005: "Happy Thanksgiving by Chris Folino"

Happy Thanksgiving to all three of you who read this blog! After yesterday's blog, it's down to one!
I’ve dedicated today’s blog to the top fiveinventions that I’m really "Thankful" for!

So now, here are the top five things I'm most thankful for this Thanksgiving


5. A draw between the PSP & Chapstick


Chapstick-Original –Man, it’s the only thing that works for me. I do a lot of sucking up and my lips are

PSP –Nice hand-held gaming system with some cool games out right now!
Multiplayer on GTA: Liberty City is a fun time for the entire family!

4. HBO –Serious, you want to know how good HBO is? Just turn on Showtime, any hour of the day!
With show like Entourage, Extras, Real Time with Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos and Deadwood you never have to watch the WB network again! You shouldn't be watching the WB any ways!


3. Tivo –God himself created this! He knows the importance of never watching
A TV commercial ever again. Or better, he knows the importance of fast-forwarding
The Super Bowl game to watch commercials.
I love Tivo, if it had boobs, I would have married it! (Note to wife, I love you...this blog is just for entertainment)

2. Coleco-Head-To-Head Football –I still have one in my bathroom! No matter
how much gaming systems change over the years, you won’t find a cooler hand-held game. You can run, pass, and play against a friend. This is still a classic.

1. Intellivision –I own an XBOX 360 and I can’t tell you how pretty Madden
Football looks! However, it’s no fun! I won’t even cry about the lack of depth for
the Franchise Mode. If you want a gaming system that’s fun!
You go get yourself an Intellivision. I’m in love with Major League Baseball.
I will pay $50 a game to anyone who can beat me in MLB on the Intellivision!

And the people, who run it today, kick ass! Viva la Intellivision!


And lastly Happy Thanksgiving! And let us pray for peace in the Middle East……I mean Eastern part of that ranch in Crawford Texas!

And a wonderful holiday shout-out to the Catholic Church and the new ruling
on not allowing homosexuals to become Priests!
Yes, that will solve it! And perhaps we should bring back the Children’s
Crusade? Both are very progressive ideas!
Wait, how about letting woman be priest? and also let the men get married?
Remember, the Apostles were married and if you followed that example, it would of saved you a few billion dollars on lawsuits!


Bring on the negative karma kids!