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11/23/2005: "Blogatics by Chris Folino or Michael Moore?"

I have such high standards that if my blog is going to suck, I don't even bother.
So yesterday, I protected the two readers who visit us daily!
And what kind of idiot writes a blog every day about a movie that nobody has seen? Hello, is it me you’re looking for? I'm your idiot!

So what's new?
"Holiday...celebrate...it would be so nice!" For what? I never understood or listen to the radio long enough to hear the rest of those lyrics.

UPDATE ON THE FILM

1. Good news -It's amazing what six weeks away from editing and a private screening can do! We got clarity! We are moving scenes around and we are going to be shooting some new scenes, which are funny. Funny as shit! And we all know "Shit" is funny.
"Shit" is so funny, that it has a standing invite to appear on "The Tonight Show" on a nightly basis. If you haven't seen "Shit", he guest stars on all the "WB" Comedy shows. The "Shit" is always there! And when the "Shit" is serious, he's appearing over in Iraq on a daily basis. But, if he had it his way "The Shit" prefers to stay at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, dreaming-up new ways to "Shit" on all of us!
Oh, no the blog has turned into "Shit!" Oh, forgive me! I might lose that one Republican blog reader.

I'm sorry, I went liberal the day of Ronald Reagan's funeral. Not because, of some motivational speech by Bert and Ernie, or Burt Bacharach, or even Barack Obama. Oh, no! It's because, it took me three hours to get home that night. I prefer you raise my taxes over keeping me stranded for three hours, because of a dead guy. That's a shit load of Madden Franchise Football I'm not playing!

I live ten miles away from my work. However, because they shut down streets and the freeways were jammed it took me three hours!
What the fuck? He's dead! Why can't we have two motor cops like everyone else?
This is California? He was a shitty actor and his legacy as President is very debatable! (AIDS you say? What AIDS? It's all coming from the bathhouses! -Please)

I think I even voted for Reagan once, but, fuck if I would ever vote for him again! Even if they found a way to bring his brain back and place it into Jessica Alba's body! The damage is done. The fucking Ventura County Republicans who lined up on the freeway to see just the car carrying his dead body and waving American flags was very touching...For who? His Wife? Not him! He’s dead! I'm sure his wife Nancy was like "For Fuck Sake, clear the roads, let's burry the guy! I got a date with Karl Rove later!" She like's her men looking kind of dead, and without a heart!"

I do expect a rather large negative Karma rating for that crack! Because, I took a shot at the “Just say no to drugs!" former First-Lady. What a legacy! Myself? What have I done to help the world? Well, I’m trying to educate the world about "Dick!" "Everybody loves Dick!" It would be a better world if everyone would just love "Dick!"?
But, hey! Who’s got time to read this blog? You should be out working more hours to pay for all the gas to drive your car! Why do we invade a country if we can't get gas for fewer than two bucks?

Hell, I will vote for the devil himself or even Karl Rove if he can get my gas for under two bucks a gallon!

Back to comedy, brave words from a man who still has a day job you say? Well, we are attempting to keep make one of the best comedies ever. "Gamers" will be up there in the comedy spotlight along with "Weekend at Bernie’s 2" and "Mannequin 2!"
Man, I would love to someday buy the rights and combine those movies together. We could do a whole "Alien Vs Predator" thing, but with comedy of course!

That's all the time I have right now, I need to go call Martin Sheen and see what were doing for lunch tomorrow.