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11/16/2005: "Wednesday's Blog Revised by Chris Folino"

First Off the man who we based the character Gordon wrote me. If you ever get to meet Gordon Madison, he's a funny man. So funny in fact, that helped us with lots of lines in the movie, and the Why is Italy shaped like a boot" joke is all his.

Here's his email he sent to me last night, that I just got. And by the way Gordo! Stryper still sucks!


Subject: You fucking bastard!

Hey Christina Linguino

I cant believe you bagged on the leaders of the God Squad, Stryper! What
fucking blasphemy! The Sweet bros and Oz Fox crank. I'd rather get a
shiny new yellow and black bible thrown at me than feces, pig blood, or
vomit like the other bands do. How could you? Just for that i may have
to post those pictures of you on the internet. I also may have to make
copies of my Stryper poster (circa Soldiers Under Command era) and post
them all over your office. Think about it for a second. You love Night
Ranger. Jef Watson and the guys aren't to far from Stryper. Stryper is
heavier but not too far away. I'm going under the knife soon and i have
to deal with the stress of someone bagging on my band Stryper.

To borrow from the Grim reaper hit "See you in hell!", I'll see you in
hell my friend!

You are quickly losing credibilty with the masses.

You fuck
Gordo

And now today's blog

In honor of not stealing any thunder or press from the soon-to-be classic "Yours Mine & Ours" movie coming out this Friday, November 23rd I wanted to give the movie some love. I think "Gamers" can handle not being mass promoted today!

The pig scene where it messes up the wedding, oh man that made me laughs so hard!
Brilliant! Mel Brooks is an ass stick compared to you guys! Oh man, I wish I would of thought of having a pig in our movie! I’m a fuck stick! That’s what “Sundance” would want to see!

And then to see Dennis Quaid branch out and take a chance on a movie like this and not do it for a "paycheck" is very noble.

And best of all to watch Nick cross promote Hawk Nelson song "Bring em out" with Drake Bell singing back up every ten minutes on the Nickelodeon channel is inspiring. Hawk, great name! You get my vote for "best new average white guy trying to be cool and thinking his music is cool also!"

I won't talk shit about Drake Bell, I like Josh and Drake. And that kid can sing.

So my only question is? Didn't the world suffer enough with the Steve Martin film "Cheaper by the Dozen?" and God knows more suffering is on the way that sequel being "Green lighted!"

How did "Yours Mind and Ours" get on the fast track to get made?

I would love to have been at that pitch meeting.

"Okay, now think "Brady Bunch" meets "Cheaper by the Dozen?” Great concept huh? Bigger is better and we got a pig in it! And we are going to make Dennis Quaid look like an ass!

Oh man, can’t they do a sequel to the “Right Stuff?”

Okay, fuck this, back to Gamers!

Gen Con this Friday and Saturday in Anaheim

Our movie doesn’t have a pig in it. So I guess were fucked in finding a distribution deal!

But, we are adding a scene that takes place at the Renaissance Fair” and Dave Hanson who plays “Reese” will be wearing armor that has “Nipple Rings”

Now, that my friend is comedy. I wonder if Hawk would do a song for us!