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11/15/2005: "Monday/Tuesday "The Super Blog" -By Chris Folino"

Here's are some random thoughts and updates for today's "Super Blog"

Scott Allen Rinker on "Charmed"
I tuned in at 9PM, not 8PM. To change the channel on a Sunday night at 9PM is a sin to me.
"Family Guy" is on at that time, and that is the best show on TV...fucking ever.

Well, I still turned on the WB to see Scott play a demon. My hands were shaking, and the hair on my arms stood up. Yes, I was about to commit a sin. It had been eight years of what I call WB sobriety for me. Yes, eight years of never watching the "WB" network during prime time.
That's eight years of clean living or "Charmed" free living for me. I've been able to dodge that show like
7th Heaven, Gilmore Girls, and Reba!

If I had more time, and more teen angst I'd watch "Smallville". I can't see to watch the show out of loyalty to Christopher Reeve. That's the only Superman or Clark Kent that I will recognize in this life time. I wish they would digitally replace Margot Kidder with someone hotter, than that movie would be perfect! "Can you read my mind?" "Yes!" Please stop talking during this part and fucking up the movie!"

Well, Charmed is on at 8PM I guess, so I watched "Family Guy" instead. Frickin Awesome!
I hope to borrow the tape from Scott's mom and maybe do some creative editing with it!
You know like take his lines and cut another movie in with it.
Perhaps make Scott "Fredo" from the Godfather II movies. Or perhaps have Scott be "Frodo" in Lord of The Rings!
I can do it; I'm an editor by trade.


NEW MARKETING PLOY -One more reason to buy our movie

Great news for all you PINK FLOYD'S "DARK SIDE OF THE MOON" and Stryper's "To Hell with the Devil". Fans! We’ve spent months writing and editing to make sure our movie "Gamers" can be muted and you can play either album and the movie will synch up in action and dialog!

One crucial aspect of the Gamers/DSM/THWTD experience is timing. It is important to begin the CD at the end of the Clown-on-Clown porn scene. After that sit back and enjoy either some really good rock or a band that actually tossed copies of the bible to fans at their concerts.
"Hey thanks! Play some metal with some really watered down lyrics, while I read the book of Job."

That's what you want while performing at a music concert, for audience members to start reading the bible.

I am working on matching up the movie to a Wiggles' album to help parents with kids be able to enjoy our movie and practice "good parenting skills" at the same time.
I've seen the Wiggles twice in concert! I'm a good parent. I have to say the first time I saw them I got second row seats for my daughter. I was so proud to be so fast online for ticket master! Yeah, bitch! I was a hero!

And on the day of the show, I knew all the lyrics. Nothing like having to watch the same movie ten times a day, for ten months straight! I was such a dork, that I was upset that Greg the leader singer of the Wiggles wasn't there. His mother-in-law had died and he was taking care of his wife. Whatever, thanks for destroying my "Wiggles Buzz" So; they had a scab singer named Sam, who was rather good! I enjoyed the concert way more than my daughter.
It was so bad that while my wife took my daughter to the bathroom. I was singing along, and I look over at this other dad who was staring at me, with the same sort of hatred you would see in fan at a Stryper concert when he learns the band ran out of bibles!
It was at that moment, while I was singing and clapping to "Toot, Toot! Chugga, Chugga in the Big Red Car," That I knew I had to stop. I was a man. Right? And this wasn't my music. I had once been a proud Springsteen fan. What the fuck happened to me?
Well, listening and watching the Wiggles ten times a day for ten months brain washes you...okay, I'm a big wuss boy. Needles to say, we are Wiggle free at the moment, my daughter has moved on to "Zoey 101" I'm so lucky!
I plan on having my twin boys only watch original episodes of "Speed Racer", "Baywatch", and The original "Exorcist" movie.
I want them well rounded. My daughter watches nothing but Nick and she's like almost five and wants a boyfriend, a mall, and a pony. Her dream is to ride the pony to the mall and kiss her boyfriend and then shop. TV sucks for little girls, it really does. And To hell if I'm getting her a pony to ride to the mall to kiss her boyfriend!

And I am a horrible father, my daughter watches "Gamers" with me all the time, I just mute out the curse words and change the channel when the "Clown Loving" starts! And I just smile when Kevin's "white wizard" scene comes on and I make sure to tell her "that's his Gandalf robe sweetie! Now go get daddy a beer!"


FILM FESTIVALS
Two more weeks of waiting to see if we got into our first film festival.
Perhaps, I can fill that time synching up a Stryper album played backwards and watch the "WB" prime time!

Yes, that would be a gift from God!


Folino moving on for now.