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11/12/2005: "Sideshow Production Press Release -Scott Allen Rinker's part as Paul in "Gamers" has been digitally replaced with "Jar Jar Binks as Paul"

Newbury Park, CA, --(Business Wire)--November 12th, 2005 --Sideshow Production and the creator of Jar Jar Binks and the Star Wars Holiday Special announced an exciting new casting change with the help of ILM as actor and sometimes participant of sobriety Scott Allen Rinker will be digitally replaced by Jar Jar Binks.

Sideshow Production hopes this will attract the few separatist Star Wars fans that actually like Jar Jar. "Given the popularity of Jar Jar Binks by like three people, we thought this would help increase distributors awareness and give us that extra edge we were looking for to market the film." said Christopher Folino, writer/director of Gamers, who further addressed the major cost changes and the five year delay in now finishing the movie.
"Sure, it's adding like three million dollar to our budget and years in delaying the project, but you know what? When an actor talks shit about you in your own blog and then gets the name of your high school wrong! It's go-time! For the record, I went to Bishop Amat High School in La Puente Mr. Rinker! Home of the Lancers! Pat Haden's Alma Mater, bitch!" Sure the rest of the article is 100 percent accurate! But, the hell if I'll let Newbury High School take pride in educating my uneducated ass!"

Scott Allen Rinker who gave an award winning performance in the movie "Gamers" was unavailable for comment. There are reports that a drunken man has stolen the "Goodyear Blimp" and is traveling north bound on the 405 freeway peeing from the blimp.

About Gamers
A comedy about the lives of four hapless friends (and one obsessive interloper) and they evolve over a 23-year span. It centers on a single day when they are about to break a world record for hours spent role-playing a game called DND, or Demons, Nymphs, and Dragons.

About Scott Allen Rinker
His wife is much funnier than him. Scott appears on "Charmed" this Sunday night. He plays a demon...oh what a stretch!

About Jar Jar Binks
He still continues to suck

About Christopher Folino
He graduated from Bishop Amat High School...bitch! And according to IMDB, he doesn’t exist.

CONTACT: Sideshow Production
info@gamers-themovie.com (Media Relations)


SOURCE: Sideshow Production