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11/09/2005: "New offer to distributors -naming rights to my twin boys -by Chris Folino"

As we prepare for festivals and work towards selling the film, we will offer the distributor who buys the film something totally unique. Yes, the production team at “Gamers“ are known for being really poor and really "kind of" creative.
So we offer this to anyone interested in buying our movie: exclusive naming rights to my twin boys. Yes, they're already born, and yes, my wife has named them, and yes, their names appear on their birth certificates AND social security cards. HOWEVER, I can easily fix that in post. I'm still calling them "Baby A" and "Baby B" Folino.

So, why not this holiday season give a little and get a little more back?
Like buy a comedy film that doesn't suck indie ass and get to name two boys?

For example if you're from Samuel Goldwyn films, then you scored and my boys will have an almost normal life. Samuel and Goldwyn Folino, very powerful. I'm thinking of perhaps even converting them to the Jewish faith if they end up with those names. MAZELTOF!

And what about Warner Independent Films? Warner Folino is cool and Independent Folino is very trendy. I'm sure Nick Cage is kicking himself in the nuts for not thinking of that name!

I'm a big fan of Bravo! Bravo Folino seems very natural to me. And best of all the kid will always think he's being praised.

What about RKO Folino? He could be a boxer! "Yo RKO! Go get the TKO!" And what if he boxed in Tokyo!
Now, I'm entering "Full House" cuteness on my fucking blog and I'll have none of that shit.

Other favorite naming opportunities? Brainstorm Media -I'd have one kid named Brain Folino and the other Storm Folino. I see an X-Men movie for them in the near future.

And how about Slamdance Media Group, LLC, a personal favorite if you're from Park City, Utah.
Slamdance Folino? It's very cutting edge, just like the movie we made! Wow, who would have connected those dots?
And if your first name is Robert and your last name is Redford and you’re also in Park City, I'm open to the name Sundance Folino also.

I'll be honest, I'm on the fence if Thurst film and Tapeworm Video Distributors want to buy the film. "Hey Tapeworm Folino, what's gotten inside of you lately?" -I don't see a good future for my one of my sons, if that's what he's going to be named.

That's the blog for today and now a special message to the two people who gave me a -2 on my blog karma yesterday. You can go piss yourselves. How often can one man melt the classic "Cat in the Hat" book into an article about William Katt? Yeah, go read Rosie O'Donnell's Blog. There's a fucking gift from God! The comedy is oozing from that blog! To quote my brother-in-law Rob: “For Fuck sake!” Give me a break!

Looking forward to a -3 karma rating for my blog today. I'm Chris Folino and my blog doesn't suck...that much.