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11/08/2005: "The Cat know as William Katt -By Chris Folino"

That's right we had lunch with "The Greatest American F-ing Hero" William Katt!
Let me tell you this, his friends call him Bill, he let's me call him Mr. Katt.

Lunch with the cat know as William Katt

The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
So we sat at lunch
all that cold, cold, wet day.
And then
something went Bump
"Believe it or not" it mad us jump
we looked
then we saw him step in on the mat
we looked
and we saw him
The William Katt
and he said to us

"Have no fear" said the Katt
I will not let your movie fall
I will hold it up high
as I stand on some gen con geeks balls
with an indie Oscar one on hand
and a distribution deal on my hat!
But that is not all I can do
said the Katt
For I am also the Sundance Kid Too!



-Lunch Highlights -
1. Mr. Katt asking me not to touch his leg -three times

2. Me explaining that we tried hard to reunite him with Connie Sellecca in our movie, however, Connie has found "God" and "John Tesh" . She liked our script, however, wanted us to re-write 88 pages out 90 so she would appear in it. Isn't finding "God" and finding "John Tesh" a bit too much to handle at once?
That's a lot of magic for one person to handle.

3. Hearing stories on how there is an 80 million dollar script for "The Greatest American Hero" buzzing around Disney. However, somebody, who I won't name. But, has the initials S.J.C. won't give it up.

Come on you bastard Cannell! (Unless you want to distribute our film, then you're a fucking genius)
Give us some Ralph Hinkley and it would be nice to see Eddie from Eddie and the Cruisers again.
By the way Michael, what the fuck was up with Eddie and the Cruisers II Eddie lives!
Nobody died or was killed in that movie! At least in the Jason movies he killed people!

So, after feeling up the leg of the "Greatest American Hero" I'm happy to say "Believe it or not"
He’s a hell of a guy.
Would love to work with him again, however, after this blog, I'm sure my phone number will be blocked!