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05/17/2006: "Breaking News! Gamers has a new rich investor form Africa!"

Looks like we can all retire and make movies full time!
What is better than winning the lotto or getting into a film festival?
It's getting a random email from my new best friend Mr. Godwin Elisha from the Bank of Africa who had a rich client died and wants us to pose as next of kin to collect $12,500,000.00
All we have to do is give him our personal information and the Twelve Million is ours, no problem!

Here is my email response to Mr. Godwin Elisha from the Bank of Africa.

Dearest Mr. Godwin Elisha,
First off, "Nooko naka leka luka!" That's pagan talk for "Hell fucking yeah! let's do this fucking deal, my brother from another mother!"
I got to first say your name comforts me....it has God and Win in it!
How can anything go wrong? And then your last name is Elisha!
And there's a hobbit named Eljah Woods! I love hobbits and trust them because they saved us from evil in the middle east of earth!
By the way I talked to George W. Bush's God today and he said as long as your name isn't Pablo, Carlos, or Juan that I could trust you!
So Mr. Godwin, attached is all my personal information, social, wife and kid's names, addresses, bank accounts!
Please let me know the second you start putting the 12 million plus into my bank!
Again, it's such a blessing to be the "chosen one" and thank Africa for all it's poverty and diseases for killing off that rich client! I'm betting he died of AIDS! It's like so rampant there, it's kind of like our American Idol craze in America, but a little deadlier!
Well, you can bet I'll be doing lots of good with this money! Dave Hanson and Kevin Kirkpatrick will be driving around in pimped out Escalade in no time with tribal warefare furry dice!
And if you can send me a big old bag of Sierra Leone diamonds or A.K.A. :"Conflict Diamonds" for my wife, I missed her birthday and Mother's Day! See, if I get them diamonds it's resolves all Conficts! Hence, the name!

Best of luck,
Chris Folino

P.S.
Remember, "Feed the world, let them know it's Chris's time!" Isn't that kick ass with a retro twist? Money!

Replies: 1 Comment

Hey wait a second! I got the same email from Godwin!? I think he double-crossed me, that S.O.B.

He said *I* was the chosen one.

Maybe there can be more than one?

What?!? said @ 05/19/2006 08:44 PM PDT