IMDB MOVIEmeter for “Gamers” is 11,199. Stupid IMDB MOVIEmeter! Don’t you dare judge us IMDB! I won’t give into your sweet temptation to kill in order to get the movie and my STARmeter in the top ten! I won’t! Unless it can help us sale at least 1 million units!
Forum section was down for a few hours the other days, seems it's hack on the "Gamers" website this week! Just in case you hackers read this blog, here now is a special email for you. "The wizard is here, carrying brand ruby brand brand brand kettle broadsword flamethrower. So, Back off with Beanie Key, before I shove the Beige toaster in your ass. The site is sacred bitches, don't make us joing the science-fiction fandom and kick your scratch monkey!"
The Los Angeles County Fire Department is on stand by as Gamers producer Manuel Silva turns 173 in Dog years today...or 40 in human. That cake is still a fire hazard no matter if stand on all fours or twos!
Sopranos last night, Christ! I had to fast forward all of Carmella’s scenes due to sheer bordom. And who do I have to pay to see somebody whack A.J.?
Also, Michael Bell swore he had some inside scoop on the Sopranos and that Veto was going to get man-on-man revenge on Meadow’s boyfriend for ratting him out!
That’ would have been a lot cooler than the way Vito got whacked. Serious, thanks for setting that character up all season and then blaw.
Season finale of 24 tonight! My bet is that Jack Bauer kills the President with his TREO! That would be the only useful thing that phone could really do!
posted by cfolino @ 10:17 AM PDT [link] [Karma: 1 (+/-)]
Saturday, May 20, 2006
It's almost June and how much longer will the world, okay..the three people who read this blog have to wait for the movie to be available on DVD?
Right now we have a film rep who is attempting to find the right distribution deal for us, we have a contract with him until 7-2-06. Everybody in Hollywood appears to be at Cannes making fun of the Da Vinci Code movie and should be back next week.
There is no news in the distribution quest at the moment.
If the right distribution deal can't be settled, then we go down the path of self distribution.
From securing prices on popular eighties music to getting qoutes on E&O insurance (A.K.A. You can't sue us or the movie) to universal DVD dubs these are just a few things one must do to get the product on DVD by August.
Why would "Gamers" need E&O insurance you ask? Who Mcknows, which Mccompany might not Mclike our mcporn scene!
Corporate america is Mchumorless!
So what else is going on?
What about "Gamers" merchandise?
We got to save our money at the moment to pay to get the film out first. If we can sell ten thousand DVDs then we start making "Wake up Dick" morning wake up calls available and of course the "Dave "Reese" Hanson creepy speaking booblehead and the Gordon Ventura County Restaurant guide that rates places mostly by napkins and clean restrooms!
So, we are just a month and eleven days away from our contract being over. We are pricing everything out so we can strike on 7-2-06 if we have too!
Gamers the movie is coming around to the home stretch.
posted @ 03:22 PM PDT [link] [Karma: 4 (+/-)]
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Ten the cursed number for "Gamers"
Fact or fiction?
Since the start of the production the movie has had a problem with the number 10.
1. The birth of the directors twins 10 weeks early
2. Exaclty Ten film festivals have rejected the movie
3. Exactly Ten distributors have rejected the movie
4. Ten Thousand sold copies of "Gamers"? That's all that is needed to make money back and start another movie.
posted @ 09:29 AM PDT [link] [Karma: 3 (+/-)]